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LONDON, England - All of London was abuzz recently when nine residents of the Edith Scarborough Nursing Home were told that they must find a new place to live after they attempted a late-night orgy. That´s right, they were caught in the recreation room attempting to have a sex party to the exotic sounds of the rumba music. Their ages ranged from 78 to 95.
Ewwwwwwwww started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.02.2001 2:40:13 PM EST)
i am sorry but i think that the only people aloud to have an orgy is young people and that's the final word.
ms. husla
I can read by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.02.2001 10:10:04 PM EST)
I'm so sorry that you have that view, but if you are going to express your opinion could you please try spelling correctly.
Seniors Sex by
Dabird45
(01.03.2001 3:00:31 PM EST)
You probably are fat and ugly and can't get sexed....haha
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