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Pakistani Lifts Heavy Weights in the Blink of an Eye

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/27/2001
 
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PUNJAB, Pakistan - Eyelids are said to be heavy at times, but rarely do they become heavy weightlifters. Mahammed Sabir Sipra has trained himself to lift weights using only his eyelids and challenges anyone to lift more. Sipra supposedly came across this talent by accident, while applying ´Surma´, a black herbal powder used in Pakistan, to protect his eyes. He accidentally stuck a needle through his eyelid - and was surprised at the lid´s strength. The idea struck him to lift weights. Sipra warns others not to try this at home because he doesn´t want to become responsible for any loss to any body´s eyes.

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footstep0 (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.29.2001 4:07:00 PM EST)

Q:What is Brain Dead?
A:Anyone who would stick a needle through the eye lid. DU!

loser (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.27.2001 7:10:58 PM EST)

Only losers would be named "Teddy Pendergrass"

losers (0 replies)
started by TeddyPendergrass
(04.27.2001 6:36:04 PM EST)

Only losers would comment on the news board......what?......... Shit, somebody had to tell them!

Well, if I tried to do it by the book, (0 replies)
started by willi
(04.27.2001 3:08:38 PM EST)

I'd be only risking the loss of my eyelids since I wouldn't be piercing my eyeball with these skewers; hence if I would lose my eyelids through a tragic accident, I would be at the very least the "staring champion of the world!".

"Trust me, you did blink first!"

poke (0 replies)
started by raindrop78
(04.27.2001 9:11:46 AM EST)

i don't think ill try that anytime soon.

Youre getting sleepy (0 replies)  
started by Birdman63
(04.27.2001 1:15:50 AM EST)

First, Shit this IS cool!

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