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"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
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 Penis Show Has Some Swansea People Scared Stiff | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/06/2001 | | |  |
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SWANSEA, Wales, - The residents of Swansea are conflicted over the upcoming sold-out presentation Puppetry of the Penis to be held at the Grand Theatre. In the show, two Australians shape their genitals to look like various landmarks and objects. While the show is sold out, over 400 people have petitioned for the show to be stopped, claiming it is immoral. Swansea Council´s culture secretary Robert Francis-Davies said, I know that some people say the show next month is pornographic, but it has been featured at the Edinburgh Festival and London´s West End...People have the right to go or not go, and if they feel offended they should stay away.
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I can Do that
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HonkeyMan
(06.06.2001 7:11:31 PM EST)
I should tour with them i can make my penis look like the Washington Monument. Dont Let The Door Hit YOu Where The Good Lord Split You.....Bitch
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knives my dear boy...
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started by
oxbrain
(06.06.2001 3:17:34 AM EST)
big knives...
oh, and lots of advil."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Upon tasting his discovering, Dom Perignon, the blind French monk who invented champagne, exclaimed: "Brothers, come quick! I am tasting stars!"
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