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My reason
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SpudMcgee
(10.24.2000 8:18:22 AM EST)
The reason I did this is cause I wanted a risky photo of myself for my collection
...that needs a webcam - so he STAYS home.
12 move feet, and he would have been a Darwin award. Damn.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
The german dude
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started by
scotty9010
(10.23.2000 10:50:51 AM EST)
I sure hope that this dude has a good looking body or he will be laughed at all over the world.
Why doesn't he.....
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started by
mizike
(10.23.2000 1:45:02 AM EST)
just stay home and whack off like everyone else???
I think I'm gonna puke...
okay....
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started by
rook30505
(10.23.2000 0:19:06 AM EST)
but more importantly,what condition is his johnson in?
"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
Smokehouse
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started by
Smokehouse
(10.23.2000 0:05:59 AM EST)
I am first you sick twisted fucks!!
I have nothing momentus to say, so I will just say nothing. Thank You
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