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Police: We are not amused

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/22/2001
 
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OMAHA, Nebraska - In police parlance he is known as a jumper, someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping from some high place. This particular jumper was threatening to do the deed by leaping from an overpass into traffic. While police tried to talk him down a hacker managed to break onto the police radio frequency, and broadcast the Van Halen song JUMP for three and a half minutes. As officers were negotiating all of the police radios suddenly blared, ...might as well jump... go ahead jump! Police say the man clutching an overpass fence couldn´t have heard the broadcast, however police chief Don Carey was still not amused. In a display of acumen and discretion Carey called the broadcast, inappropriate. Police say someone who found a lost or stolen police radio might have transmitted the song. The jumper was eventually talked down safely.

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russian soldier snuffed out (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.26.2001 8:04:27 PM EST)

je voudrais downloader ce video

The opposite of this story (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.25.2001 11:43:02 AM EST)

Couple of years ago (I was about 9 or something) we were at the swimming pool and my friend wanted me to jump off the high board. The water looked a bit far away so I didn't jump in straight away. Just as I'd worked up the guts to jump, the song playing said "don't do it!" really loudly. I didn't for another 10 minutes from laughing, so maybe this one would be more appropriate. I think he was telling his girlfriend not to leave him or something.

Hey Anonymous (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(02.25.2001 2:54:24 AM EST)

All Your Base Are Belong To Us, I've seen the website that has that flash presentation with that phrase written all over everything...do you know them or are you just copying their shit..lol


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If he'd jumped.... (0 replies)
started by SpongeMonkey
(02.24.2001 7:04:23 PM EST)

I don't mean to sound really sick or twisted but there is just one thing. If he'd jusmped, he could be a Darwin Award!!!!
(http://www.darwinawards.com)

Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....

Omaha (0 replies)
started by lazylupo
(02.24.2001 5:33:15 AM EST)

I'm from Omaha, and I think it's funny. Of course I'm a little twisted!!!

LOL! (0 replies)
started by mrdrape
(02.24.2001 0:16:52 AM EST)

I shouldn´t laugh at otherpeople´s disgraces, but THAT is funny.

I eat scumm and then I'm done

THATS FUNNY!! (0 replies)
started by gngsdnfg
(02.23.2001 3:40:50 AM EST)

well thats the most amusing thing ive read on thie entire page!! keep up the good work

Ha@! (0 replies)
started by glassjaw
(02.22.2001 8:43:10 PM EST)

Ha@#@#%#$~

-digital bath-

heh (0 replies)
started by jbaby
(02.22.2001 8:03:31 PM EST)

This is funny as hell, albeit a bit sick........

A message: (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 7:28:33 PM EST)

Fuck the police

reply (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 6:47:17 PM EST)

i have new digital vid cam and cd rewriter and i aint using it on this comp bye have fun

Not worth my time (0 replies)
started by sirnotsir
(02.22.2001 5:22:53 PM EST)

Lucky the police even showed up.

mojo&sirnotsir

helpl no (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 4:36:13 PM EST)

help

goofball.com (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 3:56:13 PM EST)

pretty funny web site

Van Halen kills! (1 reply)
started by hollow3
(02.22.2001 11:15:25 AM EST)

My mother always said Van Halen was evil.

www.rexall.com/hollowjsc

All Your Base Are Belong To Us! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 10:41:05 AM EST)

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

When Pigs Attack (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 8:50:23 AM EST)

Pigs bite off man's ear, testicle and part of his scalp

A Romanian pig farmer lost an ear, part of his scalp and a testicle when his herd attacked him. The 69-year-old was cleaning out the pigs' sty when they attacked.

One of his pigs knocked him to the ground and several others mauled him. Gheorghe Miscoiu, who lives near the city of Arad, around 340 miles north-west of Bucharest, was knocked unconscious in the attack. Doctors say his condition isn't life-threatening. They originally thought his brain might have been damaged in the attack. Dr Anca Baizat of the local hospital's plastic surgery department said: "I haven't ever seen anything quite like it."

I love this (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.22.2001 8:47:53 AM EST)

I love this story!!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Give me a break! (0 replies)
started by princess4you
(02.21.2001 11:42:07 PM EST)

I think if the man really wanted to jump, he would have done it right away!

Everybody needs a princess in their life!

First (0 replies)  
started by treehugger
(02.21.2001 11:12:45 PM EST)

hahhahaah

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