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Police Attempt to Finish Botched Robbery

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/20/2000
 
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HONDURAS - After three thieves who attempted to burglarize the

home of a Supreme Court judge were arrested, the policemen left to guard the violated house figured they would never get a better opportunity to pad their pensions. Unfortunately for the enterprising cops, the same vigilant neighbor who reported the first break-in called for help again. When the second round of cops arrived the first group was busy cleaning up the valuables the thieves had left behind. Police spokesman Hector Mejia said the policemen involved would be tried.


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