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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
— Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)
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#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Police Notice Increase in Guns in Canadian Schools | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/22/2001 | | |  |
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QUEBEC - A police officer who went to an elementary school to talk to children may need a lesson on firearm safety. The Quebec City police officer visited the school´s washroom and put his loaded revolver on the back of the toilet. He then forgot it and left. A seven-year-old boy found the weapon, and had the good sense to notify a teacher. The school has criticized the police for bringing weapons into the class-rooms, but a police spokesman said, A gun is an obligatory tool of the trade, and went on to comment that he himself was once criticized for entering a church funeral service with his gun in a holster. He said there´s a good side to the mislaid-gun story: the seven-year-old didn´t pick it up.
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Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
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09.29.2008
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09.01.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
08.08.2008
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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When opossums are playing opossum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
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