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Police Notice Increase in Guns in Canadian Schools

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/22/2001
 
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QUEBEC - A police officer who went to an elementary school to talk to children may need a lesson on firearm safety. The Quebec City police officer visited the school´s washroom and put his loaded revolver on the back of the toilet. He then forgot it and left. A seven-year-old boy found the weapon, and had the good sense to notify a teacher. The school has criticized the police for bringing weapons into the class-rooms, but a police spokesman said, A gun is an obligatory tool of the trade, and went on to comment that he himself was once criticized for entering a church funeral service with his gun in a holster. He said there´s a good side to the mislaid-gun story: the seven-year-old didn´t pick it up.


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Title: Guns dont kill people...
By: proverbialchump
Date: 12.22.2001 9:41 AM EST

Children do. Sounds like there still is some hope left in todays kids. This boy must of been raised the same way I was. Under the preventative ass whoping program.

Also sounds like Barney Thife shouldnt be carring a weapon, let alone a badge.

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Guns dont kill people...  
started by proverbialchump
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Children do. Sounds like there still is some hope left in todays kids. This boy must of been raised the same way I was. Under the preventative ass whoping program.

Also sounds like Barney Thife shouldnt be carring a weapon, let alone a badge.


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