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Policeman No Friend to Parrot

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/03/2000
 
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ATHENS, Greece - A parrot outside a pet shop in the Greek town of Patras got its feathers ruffled after a policeman gave it a ticket for obstructing the pavement. Coco, the feathered offender, is usually perched on a stand outside a pet shop every morning by his owner. After the policeman handed the ticket to the parrot, Coco promptly tore it up. Apparently he was looking for a cracker instead.

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started by jambobo
(01.13.2001 8:10:25 PM EST)

what? im thick , or is this a realy bad sense of humour?

i dont belive this (ok its possible)

A Canadian/American (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.06.2000 4:31:59 AM EST)

Topic:A Canadian/American Conversation Posted 08-09-2000 15:15

This is an ACTUAL transcript of a radio conversation between a US Naval ship and Canadian Authorities off the coast of Newfoundland
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Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend that you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Canadians: Negative. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Greeks are Geeks.... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.03.2000 10:18:17 AM EST)

they probably kept bumping in to the parrot because they had their heads down looking for coins.

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

LMAO@Xorsist...way funnier than the post (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.03.2000 4:50:06 AM EST)

Haha, your little battle with yourself was far more amusing...

everyone wishes they smoked as much bud as me..oh yeah, I bet that cop wears special orthopedic shoes and sleeps with a full-headgear retainer

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

what the.... (12 replies)  
started by XorsistXtreme
(09.03.2000 0:40:26 AM EST)

A policeman handing out tickets to parrots? What's next? Policemen handing tickets to people going over the speed limit? HAHAHA!

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