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Popsicle Penises Perk Up Sperm Production

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/25/2001
 
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FRANKFURT, Germany - Talk about keeping your cool under pressure! Doctors at Giessen University near Frankfurt wanted to prove men are more fertile if their crotch is kept cool, so they have rigged up an air conditioning system for underpants. The system works by clipping a battery-powered fan on to a belt around the waist. This pumps air into tubes which lead to the groin while nozzles direct the airflow. Straps attached to the belt go around the legs like a climbing belt, keeping the tubes and nozzles in place. It works, says head researcher Andreas Jung. Not only is the amount of sperm increased but it is faster-moving too. And that adds up to more chance of fathering a child.


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How fast is too fast! (0 replies)
started by willi
(11.25.2001 2:23:29 PM EST)

I was conceived on a hot humid night 40 years ago, and as a sperm, I hit that egg so hard I almost blew it apart!

Believe me, I needed no artificial speed-inducing stimilus at that time.

How cold is it? (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.25.2001 1:37:45 PM EST)

If it's too cold a guy would have no chance of even finding it, much less fathering a child with it.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Baggy pants (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(11.25.2001 3:58:22 AM EST)

and cotton boxer shorts would do the job just as well and with no electrical contraptions needed in such a sensitive area !


The Limey !


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