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MUSKEGON, Michigan - A 40-year-old pot smoker watched his home go up in a puff of smoke after allegedly smoking marijuana and sniffing propane gas at the same time. Brian Allen Miller, of Muskegon, has been charged with unlawful possession or use of a harmful device causing property damage and could receive a maximum jail term of 20 years. Miller was reportedly in his bedroom with a 20-pound propane cylinder when the vapours ignited after he lit up a joint. The explosion blew part of his home off its foundation and started a fire which destroyed the building and damaged two neighboring houses. Miller has since moved to another house. Prosecutor Tony Tague said: If there was a charge for ignorance, this would be appropriate.
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damn fool
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bigjohn2
(08.11.2001 11:43:09 AM EST)
what the hell was he thinking. Hell they dont have to throw him in jail just let him keep smoking he will take hiself out in no time....
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Big Liberal government
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pyrtwist
(08.09.2001 4:09:15 PM EST)
Speak about Communism and the invasion and rape of freedom. The biggest intrusive government laws are ones dealling with drugs.
Again, Up yours Uncle Sam!!!!
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briredfern
(08.09.2001 10:39:45 AM EST)
How can they throw this guy in jail for twenty years for blowing up HIS OWN fucking house? What a country.
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tjshere
(08.09.2001 5:32:35 AM EST)
If the explosion blew his house off of its foundation, why didn't it blow him to kingdom come?
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