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Predicting the Future Through Sex

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/14/2002
 
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NAGOYA, Japan - The brothel industry must be in need of a new marketing campaign. A woman only known as Kaho claims to predict men´s future by having sex with them. Stationed in a brothel in Nagoya, she has predicted events for over 1,000 men last year by performing oral sex on them. She has supposedly helped one man win at a racecourse and encouraged a doubting man to continue with wedding plans. Japan is no stranger to odd soothsayers, though. One person claims to tell the future by breast-reading and another based on mobile phones.


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started by theprophet
(01.15.2002 10:51:51 PM EST)

. . . the topless psychic from Mallrats, only this one goes one better. :)

Wholly Prophet of Eris Discordia

sounds like (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.14.2002 8:12:15 PM EST)

std esp....lmao

Yeah right. (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(01.14.2002 6:45:05 PM EST)

She predicts they will get AIDS, after she has sex with them. Da ho!

I wonder (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.14.2002 2:57:45 PM EST)

if PK will tell me my future ?

Kiss my Ass !

Hey who couldn't? (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.14.2002 9:54:12 AM EST)


I predict that if I'm getting a Blow Job and my wife finds out. My future will be very dim. Very, very dim indeed.

What a coincidence! (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(01.14.2002 3:36:35 AM EST)

I can predict a woman's future if she gives me oral sex. At least the near future.......and the outlook is usually the same.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

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