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Prostitutes Can Dress Down For Their Job

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/14/2000
 
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MADRID - If you´re involved in the world´s oldest profession, I think it´s time to move to Madrid! Yep, they protect the rights of all prostitutes to wear little clothing, because it is their work uniform. The police chief was trying to get a proposal passed that would charge prostitutes with the offense of indecent exposure. It was voted down because...prostitutes should not be ordered to cover up because they are simply wearing the uniform of their profession.

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Let's go to S[ain (0 replies)
started by cesar99
(12.04.2000 9:33:50 AM EST)

Ok let's go to Spain and see if we can hire a couple of Pro's.

yes i love spain (0 replies)
started by bigbass10
(07.23.2000 6:34:17 PM EST)

dress code in spain is greatttttttttttttttttttttt.

"love is a condition of the mind when the mind is out of condition"

I love naked chicks (0 replies)
started by waco7
(07.17.2000 0:50:19 AM EST)

Never sleep with a prostitute, because they will swallow your dick...

jokeland (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.16.2000 10:25:42 PM EST)

jacky jokeland crap takes too much time on regular modems

3 (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.16.2000 3:19:05 PM EST)

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Yes, Im moving to Spain (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 11:57:14 PM EST)

I think that is the coolest thing I have ever heard. I think I'll move to Spain now so see ya. I wish they do that in K.C.

i don't care (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 11:53:43 AM EST)

this sucks

Shit (0 replies)
started by Patmcroch
(07.15.2000 2:59:11 AM EST)

hoes should wear wut makes them money

Cupcake

fu (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 7:10:17 PM EST)



The Ho Train (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 10:16:28 AM EST)

I feel the Ho's Should dress down that way you get exactly what you pay for.........

The Ho Train (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 10:16:24 AM EST)

I feel the Ho's Should dress down that way you get exactly what you pay for.........

I don't care... (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(07.14.2000 0:51:30 AM EST)

...some of them hoes ARE indecent - I mean FUGLY indecent!



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