"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
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is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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MADRID - If you´re involved in the world´s oldest profession, I think it´s time to move to Madrid! Yep, they protect the rights of all prostitutes to wear little clothing, because it is their work uniform. The police chief was trying to get a proposal passed that would charge prostitutes with the offense of indecent exposure. It was voted down because...prostitutes should not be ordered to cover up because they are simply wearing the uniform of their profession.
yes i love spain started by
bigbass10
(07.23.2000 6:34:17 PM EST)
dress code in spain is greatttttttttttttttttttttt.
"love is a condition of the mind when the mind is out of condition"
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