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Protestors Brave Nippy Weather to Fight for Bare Boobs

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/16/2000
 
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NORTHAMPTON, Massachusetts - The weather was a bit nipply for a group of women

protesters while they fought for equal toplessness

rights in the US. The Boobie Rights for Women and Men

in Bras Brigade teamed up to make a firm stand for

equal rights saying state law is unfair because it

allows men to go topless in public but deems topless

women indecent. As part of the protest, male

demonstrators reportedly wore bras and offered them to

male passers-by. Police officers were on hand

to observe but made no arrests.

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What no picture!! (0 replies)
started by robbie2you
(12.20.2000 4:50:14 PM EST)

You tell us a story about bare boobs with nips sticking out 3 inches and you don't give us a picture. What's up with that!!

Nipply Protesters (1 reply)
started by koknoker
(12.20.2000 0:30:19 AM EST)

I'm moving to Massachusetts,If there's one thing better than TITTYS It's NAKED TITTYS and if there's one thing better than NAKED TITTYS It's A WHOLE BUNCH OF PROUD, COLD,NAKED TITTYS
Way to fucking go girls
WE SALUTE YOU!

.lkjhgcxz`'?

it's never as simple as it sounds (0 replies)
started by spacehelmet
(12.19.2000 4:18:20 AM EST)

If this were all a simple matter of "should/shouldn't women be allowed to go topless" it'd be REAL easy to fix. HOWEVER, sexuality is a quirky thing, epecially among us humans. This is a matter of women being regarded as sexual objects, and it's about breasts as sexual objects. It's about potential evolutionary functions of breasts. Furthermore, this is about unfortunate kinds of lust. Sure--there ARE other things to fight for, but the last time I checked, there were still rapes occurring across the country. It brings to light the fact that greater steps must be taken if women are to be regarded as equal in common conscience, and not just under the law (which OUGHT to represent common cognizance). Maybe the presentation of the situation above is goofy (as it ought to be at a place called goofball.com), but the things it represents are bigger.
Damn..did I just do a mini-essay? Sorry about that; I just needed to say it [shrugs]

OMFG!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.18.2000 11:48:24 PM EST)

GET OVER IT PEOPLE IF HEY WANT TO WALK NAKED LET THEM IF U DONT THEN DONT SIMPLE AND EVERYTHING MY GOD!


COWGIRL IN CALI SLOW-NOMA COUNTY

crazy horny people (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.18.2000 7:02:18 PM EST)

aorosed people walke around the street humping everthing in sight

This.... (1 reply)
started by thelizard
(12.18.2000 1:25:01 PM EST)

Ok, let me get this straight. In a country where children still go to bed hungry. If they can find one. In a country where education is a distant second to "public safety", we have to deal with people concerned about walking around topless. Get the fuck outta this country, ya stupid bastards/bitches. Damn!!!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Just natural right?! (0 replies)
started by Justfux
(12.18.2000 11:36:15 AM EST)

Born Naked, what the hell is everyone in politics problem with the naked body. I know I would be buck all the time if I wouldn't be arrested. Nudity can't be any more free than that. Somebody needs to thaw out the frigid prudes already!

Dam Straight (0 replies)
started by robertes
(12.17.2000 10:02:53 AM EST)

We need more bare boobs in the world to make life better!

boobsgalore!! (0 replies)
started by swampfox
(12.16.2000 8:21:50 PM EST)

Way to go girls, Keep up the good work!!!

What Horseshit! (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.16.2000 8:19:43 PM EST)

Ya know, these subhumans wouldn't even get up out of their La-Z-Boy chairs to protest the fact that every day meat rejected by the USDA gets ground up into baby food. Or Project HAARP. Or...whatever. Hey, if you could blow the planet up, you'd just float away! Right?

ha ha ha ha (0 replies)
started by pimp138
(12.16.2000 7:35:58 PM EST)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Pretty Lame (0 replies)
started by silverstylz
(12.16.2000 12:37:02 PM EST)

Pretty damn lame

Now there (0 replies)
started by DARKOVERLORD
(12.16.2000 9:52:30 AM EST)

is a protest I would get in front of.

TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

tear gas (0 replies)
started by UNCLESLAM
(12.16.2000 3:31:33 AM EST)

it wont hurt them. it'll just make them sneeze.

brave... (1 reply)
started by cspimp
(12.16.2000 1:15:41 AM EST)

...it must have been a titty bit nipply during the protest....

Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

Topless girls... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.16.2000 0:34:07 AM EST)


One thing worth fighting for. Or would that be two things?



President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

we've got enough problems... (0 replies)
started by Eris7
(12.16.2000 0:08:49 AM EST)

we've got enough problems in this country to be worrying about going around topless, for crying out loud...

"Oh fortran, oh fortran, fortran.. ohhhh..." - Steve Balmer, Pirates of Silicon Valley

TO OBSERVE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.16.2000 0:00:46 AM EST)

HELL THEY PROBABLY BROUGHT COFFEE DONUTS AND LAWN CHAIRS AND HAD A PARTY

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