Queens to Stand by the Throne
By: BizarreNews	Published: 11/01/2000
AMSTERDAM - Women no longer have to sit on the throne. Dutch artist Moon Zijp has invented the P-Mate, the first stand-up toilet for women. Zijp came up with the idea for funnel-shaped device while relieving herself in the bush during a traveling expedition in Indonesia. The gadget is reported to be selling like hot cakes in Holland. According to the manager of an Amsterdam shop selling the contraption, Our customers thought it was a joke in the beginning and bought it as a funny gift, but now they keep coming back for more. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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private pilot (0 replies) started by jimf86 (11.30.2000 9:59:35 PM EST) try flying in a small airplane even airforce jets have a releif tube and you thought it was rain when that fighter flew over ...

Cool! (0 replies) started by glenstr (11.03.2000 5:11:35 PM EST) I think it's a great idea for camping, long drives in the bush -- who wants to squat and pee?! Thought of it myself too ... don't worry - I'm on it

Cool! (0 replies) started by glenstr (11.03.2000 5:11:35 PM EST) I think it's a great idea for camping, long drives in the bush -- who wants to squat and pee?! Thought of it myself too ... don't worry - I'm on it

huh? (0 replies) started by wickedcircusfreak (11.01.2000 10:47:18 PM EST) I've often wondered if a bear and a dog with a bazooka got in a fight, who would win. i've come to the conclusion that it would be the bear, because you see them in the circus all the time riding unicycles. they have got to know how to work a bazooka, and whens the last time you saw a dog do a trick?

This is a double edged sword! (0 replies) started by kewldood (11.01.2000 1:38:53 PM EST) Yeah, on one hand, it's one less thing they can bitch to us about (leaving the seat up that is) but on the other hand, it's one more step towards blurring the gender line. Of course, if this increases the number of uni-sex bathrooms, I'm all for it!

Another thing for the bathroom? (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.01.2000 10:54:47 AM EST) Damn. I can barely get any counter space and now she wants something to help her stand & pee? No, I don't think so. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

snes roms (0 replies) started by jmj (11.01.2000 10:47:52 AM EST) what up. .....

Bizarre! (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (11.01.2000 1:07:59 AM EST) When are toilet seats going to come with vibrating seats "for his pleasure"? You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

And the fight.... (0 replies) started by latertater (11.01.2000 0:26:22 AM EST) for equality continues! Maybe now...men will be able to rest in peace about leaving the toilet seat up. Keep on...and women will run out of things to bitch about! Not in my lifetime though! latertater

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