1. Frankly Scallop, I Don´t Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)2. That´s It! I´m Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)
3. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
4. Procrastinate Now.
5. Rehab Is for Quitters.
6. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
8. Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)
9. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I´ve Been Doing Since 15.
10. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.