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REAL T-shirt Slogans

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/14/2001
 
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1. Frankly Scallop, I Don´t Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)

2. That´s It! I´m Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)

3. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

4. Procrastinate Now.

5. Rehab Is for Quitters.

6. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

8. Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)

9. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I´ve Been Doing Since 15.

10. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.


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# 9 sounds like fun (0 replies)
started by donnybaseball
(05.01.2002 9:41:58 AM EST)

heh heh...did you hear about them trying to lower the drinking age in ny!? a blast!

Get Real America ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(12.15.2001 2:59:40 AM EST)

21 ? Get with the times !


Season's Greetings from Marvin The Limey


Real T-Shirts? (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(12.14.2001 8:55:28 AM EST)


Real T-Shirts my ass. All this kind of shit is made up. true they may be on shirts somewhere, but tis list is made up.
Would I lie to you?

#7 (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.14.2001 5:19:57 AM EST)

Was pretty funny and #3 was too, in a tragically true sort of way.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

http://www.tshirthell.com/ (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(12.14.2001 0:57:43 AM EST)


Those are tame compared to T-Shirt Hell:
Homosexuals are gay!

Pizza Slut

YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE!

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
ha (0 replies)  
started by spankboy
(12.14.2001 0:12:58 AM EST)

ha hahaha

...never mind, I don't know what I'm saying.

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