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"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of ourstudents in America."Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
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"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
— Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D. (1987)
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#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
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is so hairy that her electric shaver has three settings: light, medium, and TIMBER!!!
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
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 R U 4 Real? | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/07/2000 | | |  |
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PITTSBURGH, PA - Only the lonely are capable of such bravado. William Billings took the personals one step further when he rented a billboard with his grinning visage asking the drivers on Route 51, R U 4 Me? The sign also includes his age, phone number, email address, and SWM seeking a non-smoking SWF 30 - 50 who wants to enjoy life and loves animals, romance and dancing all night. For a paltry $200, his sign has produced some activity; so far he´s been out on a dozen dates.
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well, well, well...
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cuteandcuddlychik69
(06.09.2000 0:09:14 AM EST)
I see that billboard everyday, my house is like 10 miles away from it, the first time i saw it, i almost died, the guy is fat and ugly, i said i would send him an application if he is rich and has a son about my age!!! that would be cool, we could be on springer!!!
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can you say ...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 11:15:21 PM EST)
Loser?
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wow
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MA1540
(06.08.2000 5:06:24 PM EST)
whata gayheh
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guess he's desperate..
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started by
SuicideKing
(06.07.2000 7:32:43 PM EST)
and Oliver, $200 for just the sign, imagine the 12 dates he probably had to pay for mostly himself...
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not a bad idea
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jewpunk
(06.07.2000 11:23:16 AM EST)
i should try that... maybe i'd get laid more often...
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what a deal
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spoiler
(06.07.2000 10:35:52 AM EST)
Hey, it's easier than cooking a dozen eggs.
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show her the money!
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NakedCanuck
(06.07.2000 10:01:06 AM EST)
I'd suspect Darva Conger gave him a ring.... along with the rest of those "who want's to marry...." idiots.The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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