Rapist Left Speechless by Potential Victim
By: BizarreNews	Published: 11/10/2000
WADESVILLE, South Africa - A 30-year-old woman took a bite out of crime when she bit off the tongue of her potential rapist as he tried to force it into her mouth. She then ran to the nearest police station with the tongue in her mouth. The suspect arrived a few moments later with blood pouring from his mouth, hoping to receive medical attention and was arrested immediately. He received medical attention but it was not possible to have his tongue sewn back on. Police said the tongue would be kept and used as evidence. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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no doubt (0 replies) started by sippie (12.07.2000 12:28:59 PM EST) why run around with the toungue in your mouth, why not just beat the shit out of the bastard, stick the toungue up his ass and then leave a note saying "you just gave yourself a rimjob buddy" then piss on him or somthing. but hey... different strokes for different folkes. peace willie

why? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.21.2000 9:48:11 AM EST) why the hell would the woman keep the fucikin tongue in her mouth?!

He's Lucky! (0 replies) started by howardstern (11.14.2000 4:57:06 PM EST) The dumb sonofabitch is lucky that he didn't try to force her to give him a blow job! Blow me.

ouch (0 replies) started by brucewolcott (11.10.2000 10:15:03 PM EST) no more eats for that fella

EAT SHIT AND DIE! (3 replies) started by blutzy (11.10.2000 7:21:18 PM EST) Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. There was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I will fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you musn't anger him!", but before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us! But, how did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, it's that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick into his own ear, you don't mess with him!"  Here I sit in Bliss, Listening to the trickling Piss. Now and then a groan is heard, followed by a plunging turd!!

Thats what... (0 replies) started by mizike (11.10.2000 5:46:57 PM EST) those fucking horny ass rapist gets! Those guys are the lowest form of scum. They should be drawn and quartered for a lame ass crime like that! You go chick! I think I'm gonna puke...

ha ha (0 replies) started by jpietig (11.10.2000 5:35:00 PM EST) she should have just had sex with him Where am I?

Bite in crime! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (11.10.2000 3:50:56 PM EST) Nothing like another real bite in even internaional crime!......!!!!

lucky criminal (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (11.10.2000 12:17:41 PM EST) its a good thing he hadn't tryed to put somthing else in her mouth first. OUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH chicken and pussy don't mix. (Learn from expeareance)

Horray for that woman! (0 replies) started by ernie71 (11.10.2000 12:16:06 PM EST) She should have killed the fuck! That's what I call taking a bite out of crime!

LMAO (0 replies) started by Oth3rSid3 (11.10.2000 9:03:20 AM EST) Lol, that must of hurt! I think I'll go on a walk about - find out what its all about. Just me and me own two feet - I got me self to meet.

true (0 replies) started by hardball (11.10.2000 8:30:21 AM EST) Now that is true justice. Finaly a punishment that will remind this loser that he is a loser forever. Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

I gotsa question (0 replies) started by tjshere (11.10.2000 6:17:43 AM EST) Why would anyone run to a police station for medical attention? Does he also go to the hospital to report a crime? Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

Okay, mister... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.10.2000 1:49:12 AM EST) NOW what do you have to say for yourself? "Mnnnmmn wnmmmmn bmmmmmnnn!" Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Big surprise (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.10.2000 1:07:41 AM EST) I think I wouldn't have stopped with biting his tongue off.

Bwahahahaaha (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.10.2000 0:50:36 AM EST) And justice was served. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

hell yeah (1 reply) started by rook30505 (11.10.2000 0:34:17 AM EST) that chick is bad ass! What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

good (0 replies) started by marz (11.10.2000 0:29:19 AM EST) to bad more women didnt do shit like that

AH THE PUSSY (0 replies) started by donut38 (11.10.2000 0:07:25 AM EST) GOT HIS TONGUE SORRY I COULDN`T HELP MY SELF I REALIZE THAT RAPE IS A VERY BRUTAL CRIME IT`S TOO BAD SHE DIDN`T BITE HIS PECKER OFF THAT WOULD HAVE SOLVED ALL HIS PROBLEMS

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