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BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
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"We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that within the platform, the preamble to the platform, or whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be articulated with great clarity."
— Former Vice President Dan Quayle
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#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
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is so stupid she trips over her cordless phone!
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge,
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Reach Out and Scold Someone | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/01/2000 | | |  |
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TBILISI - A young woman from ex-Soviet Georgia was recently faced with the dilemma of missing her 75-year old father´s funeral. Relatives quickly arranged for her to use her cellphone and a loudspeaker so she could participate in the Datireba ritual. This unique funeral custom entails propping the corpse upright so he/she can greet the funeral guests. The family then engages in uncontrollable wailing where they shout at and scold the deceased for leaving them. Who said technology was cold and impersonal?
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Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription!
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