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Red Baron Main Suspect in Snoopy Beheading

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/06/2000
 
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ST. PAUL, Minnesota - A statue of Snoopy was decapitated last weekend in St. Paul, Minn. The five-foot statue is one of a series erected in tribute to local-boy-made-good Charles Schulz, who drew Snoopy, Charlie Brown and the rest of the Peanuts gang for nearly 50 years before his death last January. Jane McClure, editor of a local newspaper commented, people are upset about the beheading, which happened late Saturday night or early Sunday morning, because they think it makes the whole neighborhood look bad.

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Shit happens (1 reply)
started by Murney7
(10.06.2000 11:50:27 AM EST)

Shame on you whoever done that! Do people just have no respect for the dead. Long live Peanuts.

boo freakin hoo! (0 replies)
started by hayleejane
(10.06.2000 10:51:32 AM EST)

cry me a damn river, go make another one, puh-leeze!!

Terrible. (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(10.06.2000 10:41:19 AM EST)


I wonder if that statue head is talking to the theif(s) right now? It's probably saying things like: "Wah wah wahwahwah wah. Wah wahwah wah wah wahwahwah!"

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Oh No, his widdle head (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.06.2000 0:43:41 AM EST)

glue it on upside down, it'll all be good


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

Wow (0 replies)
started by ti92man
(10.06.2000 0:37:40 AM EST)

I can't believe people would do this for fun.....sheesh.

CURSE YOU RED BARON (0 replies)
started by donut38
(10.06.2000 0:09:26 AM EST)

a damned childish prank LONG LIVE PEANUTS !!!!

R.I.P CHARLES

that's just too bad (0 replies)  
started by collegesucks
(10.06.2000 0:05:01 AM EST)

that is sad. it's too bad someone had to take their anger out on a defenseless statue.

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