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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
— Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)
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#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Rent-a-Dog the Answer to Japan´s Pet Ban | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/16/2001 | | |  |
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TOKYO, Japan - Japan is exhibiting an increasingly intolerant attitude toward Man´s best friend. Many communities and apartment buildings are not allowing residents to keep dogs. Where there is a will, however, there is a way. In retaliation, they have come up with an alternate solution: renting dogs by the hour. Customers can then take their dogs to parks specifically designed for canines. The parks have become so popular that the director of a Tokyo dog park hopes they will reach their goal of opening 20 franchised dog parks by the end of the year. Some apartment complexes have become more supportive of pet owners by installing special dog showers and rooms made for pet grooming.
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GOOKS
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GOOKS ARE STUPID
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hey sucsk
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YOU SUCK!
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sucsk
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.16.2001 9:50:31 AM EST)
to hell with this... the popup ads are insanely annoying, i'm leaving... and boycotting you on my website. goodbye for good.
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Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The Mola Mola, or Ocean Sunfish, lays up to 5,000,000 eggs at one time.
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