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TOKYO, Japan - Japan is exhibiting an increasingly intolerant attitude toward Man´s best friend. Many communities and apartment buildings are not allowing residents to keep dogs. Where there is a will, however, there is a way. In retaliation, they have come up with an alternate solution: renting dogs by the hour. Customers can then take their dogs to parks specifically designed for canines. The parks have become so popular that the director of a Tokyo dog park hopes they will reach their goal of opening 20 franchised dog parks by the end of the year. Some apartment complexes have become more supportive of pet owners by installing special dog showers and rooms made for pet grooming.
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