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Restless Robber Gets Busted After Drug Induced Cat Nap
AHMAN, Jordan - A jittery robber became a little too relaxed after taking sleeping tablets to calm his nerves during a raid on a hospital pharmacy. The thief managed to slip into the pharmacy through the cooling system, which was undergoing maintenance work. He proceeded to take three tablets from the haul of medication he had stolen and promptly fell asleep while still on the premises. He was found by hospital employees who alerted police.
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rockhead!
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proverbialchump
(06.23.2001 9:07:07 AM EST)
You just couldnt ask for a better ending!
Idiot Registration
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started by
annoyboy
(06.20.2001 2:02:54 PM EST)
Another one who needs a big Letter 'I' Branded on his forehead.
jeez
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vladtepes
(06.20.2001 11:41:25 AM EST)
what a jackass, you dont take sleeping pills to calm you down, take valiums
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
hahaha
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raindrop78
(06.20.2001 0:17:20 AM EST)
too funny and stupid
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