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Somewhere Between Connecticut And California - What do you do if you´re a retiree from California with nothing better to do with your time? If you´re George Bombardier you like to take cross-country road trips in a golf cart. Bombardier lives in a trailer and can´t do much with his emphysema and heart problems so for the past few years he has been driving to Connecticut in a golf cart to see his kids. Among the amenities he carries with him are a television, radio, tape player and makeshift bed. This most recent trip will make his fourth circuit in two years.
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