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Revenge Of The Apes

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/21/2000
 
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PILANA, India - Here is a story that will soon hit the Discovery Channel. More than 2000 monkeys whose habitat had been destroyed invaded the small village of Pilana. Residents had to barricade themselves in their huts and homes to avoid the savage attacks of the simian sect. More than 50 people were treated for monkey wounds and game officials from nearby Bikaner finally had the village under control after two days of terror.

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    monkeys rule (0 replies)
    started by thefox
    (09.26.2000 2:46:03 PM EST)

    and so does the fox

    monkeyman (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.23.2000 4:47:42 PM EST)

    blahhh

    TuMoRs In Ya GrANDMAmAs DaWg YO! (0 replies)
    started by TuNaHeLpEr
    (09.22.2000 11:30:33 PM EST)

    One nite i was as stoned as a cream flavored kike, and jizz would not stop oozin outa my nose and when i mean would not stop i mean would not stop yo it was insane biznitch...And anotha time this fat chinese kid came up to me and asked me if i like to chew on cowtails and i was just like wtf is yo problem ya fat broccoli shroom and he took a shit on my shoe and left then i was stuck wit a smile on my face and i was just like fat pig knuckles all ova ya grandmamas lil bow wow SODA 4>>> LiL BoW WOW YeaAh!



    <3:)Ps. Im Fat:)<3

    GOOD FOR THEM (THE MONKEYS) (0 replies)
    started by yungathart
    (09.22.2000 9:12:47 PM EST)

    With the way wil habitat is being destroyed by uncaring humans, this will be happenein a lot more if the destruction ou the planet is not curbed

    Get your filthy stinking... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.22.2000 9:47:12 AM EST)

    Dammit! Dahill316 beat me to it. I guess he's seen the Planet of the Apes movie or something.

    Monkeys rule... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.21.2000 2:30:55 PM EST)

    and so do cookies!


    R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) "When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"

    Monkey wounds (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.21.2000 10:22:43 AM EST)


    If you are spanking the monkey and it bleeds.... stop using sandpaper.

    This has been a public service annoucement.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I told you.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.21.2000 9:48:22 AM EST)

    them dang Italians get nasty when you destroy their living space......always give an Italian plenty of space.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    give it up (0 replies)
    started by loellke1
    (09.21.2000 8:07:14 AM EST)

    let the monkeys have back there home

    lol (0 replies)
    started by dahill316
    (09.21.2000 3:29:01 AM EST)

    Get your filthy stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes!!!

    Damn You!! Damn you all to hell!!!

    Evil hell satan goat cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

    Not quite first... (0 replies)
    started by msbzdragn
    (09.21.2000 0:14:12 AM EST)

    Ah well, maybe next time! :p

    squid

    Damned dirty apes! (0 replies)  
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.21.2000 0:06:30 AM EST)


    They all deserve a good spanking!



    Take time to stop and smell the panties.

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