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goes to show ya
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mikemelick
(08.30.2001 9:43:58 PM EST)
religion will drive you around the bend
Ash?
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started by
nakedcanuck
(08.30.2001 10:28:43 AM EST)
Shades of the Evil Dead!
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
But he can't
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started by
marvin
(08.30.2001 3:55:32 AM EST)
testify to the fact either !
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