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#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
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... is so fat, They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
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Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
ST. CROIX FALLS, Wisconsin - This Minnesota man obviously wanted a few items from Wal-mart in the worst way. Why else would he have burglarized the St. Croix police station and retrieved the items that officers had just confiscated from him. Prosecutors have charged 36-year-old James Casarez of Willernie, Minn., with felony burglary, retail theft and resisting an officer. Minnesota authorities discovered Casarez was wanted in Wisconsin while he was jailed in that state on charges of burglarizing a sporting cards store. Extradition proceedings are currently under way to bring Casarez back to Wisconsin.
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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
