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MEXICO CITY - Passengers on a Mexico City bus rallied together against their would-be robber, and killed him with his own ice pick. The robber/victim boarded a downtown bus, took out his weapon, and demanded cash from the other 20 passengers. They quickly obliged his request by taking his ice pick away; then they stabbed him to death ending his crime spree. Mexico City has a reputation for rampant street crimes where the victims take justice into their own hands.
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Nice Work
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paintme45
(06.03.2001 10:34:56 PM EST)
This shows that crimanals need there ass's kicked and they aren't top shit
Ice pick???
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started by
snusktgubbe
(06.03.2001 9:59:41 PM EST)
There's no ice in Mexico...it just goes to show you if you make ice picks illegal only criminals will have ice picks.
Good job!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 4:23:16 PM EST)
My sombrero is off to them! Keep up the good work.
wow
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 2:25:20 PM EST)
thats mad
true justice
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 11:07:26 AM EST)
That rules, killed by the people he tryed to rob.We should all carry LARGE Cal hand gun's.
Works for me...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.03.2000 1:52:07 AM EST)
They ought to let them split the cost of the trial.
;o)
cool
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started by
barney
(06.03.2000 1:32:42 AM EST)
there is more where he came from.
barney
Tres
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started by
KiddShady
(06.03.2000 0:41:06 AM EST)
Damn mexicans
I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
Well that's one way..
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started by
SuicideKing
(06.03.2000 0:29:49 AM EST)
to deal with criminals...sounds okay to me, as long as I don't get caught. in fact, it adds to the challenge :)
FIRST
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Clarkie
(06.03.2000 0:09:42 AM EST)
hahaha killed the twat
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