"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
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MEXICO CITY - Passengers on a Mexico City bus rallied together against their would-be robber, and killed him with his own ice pick. The robber/victim boarded a downtown bus, took out his weapon, and demanded cash from the other 20 passengers. They quickly obliged his request by taking his ice pick away; then they stabbed him to death ending his crime spree. Mexico City has a reputation for rampant street crimes where the victims take justice into their own hands.
Well that's one way.. started by
SuicideKing
(06.03.2000 0:29:49 AM EST)
to deal with criminals...sounds okay to me, as long as I don't get caught. in fact, it adds to the challenge :)
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