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MEXICO CITY - Passengers on a Mexico City bus rallied together against their would-be robber, and killed him with his own ice pick. The robber/victim boarded a downtown bus, took out his weapon, and demanded cash from the other 20 passengers. They quickly obliged his request by taking his ice pick away; then they stabbed him to death ending his crime spree. Mexico City has a reputation for rampant street crimes where the victims take justice into their own hands.
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 11:07:26 AM EST)
That rules, killed by the people he tryed to rob.We should all carry LARGE Cal hand gun's.
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