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 Robber Tries to Take A Bite Out His Own Crime... | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/24/2001 | | |  |
| WEST BRIDGEWATER, Massachusetts - A robber in Rhode Island was bound and determined not to be fingered for a crime by chewing off his fingertips. According to R.I. police officers, Francisco Sanchez, 21, and a man who identified himself as Ivan Cruz, 28, of St. Thomas, Virgin Islands, were arrested at about 6 p.m. after a drug deal. As Sanchez awaited to be fingerprinted in a jail cell, he began to gnaw on his fingertips until they were completely bloody and mangled. But not bloody enough that the officers could not get prints useable for identification purposes.
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