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SAN FRANCISCO, California - The allegedly drunk Scot Alan Beane, 37, set a new standard for criminals when he left a resume and receipt with his name on it at a bank he robbed. Police officers found Beane because the resume listed his previous address, and he has since been charged with robbing four banks totaling over $13,000. He originally left a Western Union money-transfer receipt with his name on it at one bank in March, but his luck ran out during the following bank robbery when he actually left his resume behind. San Francisco police Lt. Bruce Marovich told the Chronicle, Here´s the story -- you shouldn´t drink or take drugs and drive. You shouldn´t rob banks and do the same thing. That´s what he was doing.
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I know why
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darkoverlord
(04.28.2001 10:07:01 AM EST)
He was born in floridaaaa.
M.L.King said We shall overcome.
Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.
wow
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.28.2001 7:15:07 AM EST)
wow i finally heard of sum1 more stupid than my mate lewis (and that says sumthing)
Geez!....
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willi
(04.26.2001 8:39:51 PM EST)
This guy's drunk as a skunk and leaving behind evidence as to his identity, and yet he successfully robs 4 banks?
Here's the real story -- don't drink or take drugs while trying to investigate and apprehend idiots such as these!
stupid
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raindrop78
(04.26.2001 8:28:28 AM EST)
people are stupid. i just saw that there is going to be a documentary on saddam hussein. and a documentary on the life of a chicken. whatever
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FIRST
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jdame
(04.26.2001 0:02:22 AM EST)
craziness
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