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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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 Rocket Man Builds Backyard Spaceship | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/18/2001 | | |  |
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BEND, Ore - 44-year-old Brian Walker never finished school. In fact, he dropped out after two semesters of engineering college. But this fact is not keeping him from building a rocket in his back yard. The self-made millionaire has already invested $250,000 in his project. The thrust will be produced by a combination of steam and hydrogen peroxide engines. If all goes as planned his rocket will take him up to 32 miles, where he will experience several moments of weightlessness and then begin to fall back toward Earth. My whole mission is to show what a person can do on his own, says Walker. If I die, I die. I´d rather die trying this than spend the next 40 years bitter that I never made the attempt.
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HellWulf, what the hell? |
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why is he a retard? you realize almost all of the top 10 richest people in the world never went to college? college just shows something on paper, it doesn't "make" you smart. and this guy has a good attitude, you only live once, you might as well do what the fuck you want..  
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