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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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so ugly not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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 Rocket Man Builds Backyard Spaceship | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/18/2001 | | |  |
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BEND, Ore - 44-year-old Brian Walker never finished school. In fact, he dropped out after two semesters of engineering college. But this fact is not keeping him from building a rocket in his back yard. The self-made millionaire has already invested $250,000 in his project. The thrust will be produced by a combination of steam and hydrogen peroxide engines. If all goes as planned his rocket will take him up to 32 miles, where he will experience several moments of weightlessness and then begin to fall back toward Earth. My whole mission is to show what a person can do on his own, says Walker. If I die, I die. I´d rather die trying this than spend the next 40 years bitter that I never made the attempt.
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Go for it brother. Thats one less retard thats gonna be drawing off of my social security.
Hugs and Kisses
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