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 Sacrificial Lamb Tells Owner To Take a Dive | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/24/2001 | | |  |
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ALEXANDRIA, Egypt - A sacrificial lamb told its owner in its own words to eat sheep and die. Waheeb Hamoudah plummeted to his death when the sheep that he had been fattening up for the past six weeks on his rooftop butted him off. The 56-year-old worked in the police tax evasion department and planned to kill the lamb for Eid al-Adha, the Muslim feast of sacrifice, in early March. Neighbors found Hamoudah lying bleeding on the ground below, with several broken bones, Monday. He died soon after reaching hospital.
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you have a bunch of funny stuff
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Yeah, yep,yup!!!Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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kill you like a sacraficial lamb sonny, i mean sacrifice muslims.
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THE END IS NEAR
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(01.24.2001 4:00:15 PM EST)
THE ANIMALS ARE OUT TO KILL US,GREENPEACE MUST BE SO HAPPYit not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.
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Add one for the Sheep
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SilentSpeedy
(01.24.2001 11:33:43 AM EST)
That must earn that sheep a place on budha's richt side, I mean sacravicing a human and all. Bet the neighbor lady would like to borrow that sheep.
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hey
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.24.2001 9:05:19 AM EST)
he be forever remembered as the sheep man
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HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FEAST
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seven82
(01.24.2001 8:10:12 AM EST)
WHEN YOU SACRIFICE WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT?I am who I am, stop trying to change me.
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Sheep 1 Raghead 0
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thejudgerules
(01.24.2001 2:24:42 AM EST)
And this final score just in from Alexandria, Egypt:
SHEEP 1 RAGHEAD 0thejudgerules
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THAT`S WHAT YOU GET
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donut38
(01.24.2001 1:49:07 AM EST)
FOR WORKING WITHOUT A NET
I WONDER IS ROOF TOP RANCHING GAINING IN POPULARITY ?????
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Walk ....
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...like an Egyptian!....
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56 years later....
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...and some people still haven't learned their lesson.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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