Safe Canadian Sex
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/09/2000
CALGARY - Finally, a study we can all learn from. Queens University in Calgary, Alberta has conducted a survey on the sexual habits of 800 people in five city bars. They discovered that the inebriated were more likely to practice safe sex than their sober counterparts. Tara MacDonald and three other researchers asked some intrusive questions of their liquored-up subjects. They were given a Breathalyzer test, and asked to read a sexual scenario before answering a series of highly personal questions. The bar had stamped hands with AIDS Kills, Safe Sex, or a happy face. We found that a drunk person with a smiley face was more likely than a sober people to have intentions to have unsafe sex, whereas intoxicated persons with Aids Kills stamps were half as likely as sober people to report intentions to engage in sex without a condom. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I think that these reporters (0 replies) started by DeaddyBear (05.09.2001 6:34:11 PM EST) need to get a fucking hobby. If you have enough time in your day to sit around and study five drunk and sober assholes fuck a bunch of corn pones in the ear all the time then I feel real sorry for ya'! Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!

fucking yankees (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.09.2001 10:47:15 AM EST) get your shit right. Fuckign stupid americans...ITS IGLOO UNIVERSITY!!! fuck you people :) queens is in another fucking time zone we got the univeristy of Calgary

Don't ask (0 replies) started by bigjohn1972 (03.26.2001 9:47:09 AM EST) an orange to be an apple, or an American to be intelligent. The average Canadian is much smarter than the average American, which is quite sad because the average Canadian isn't that smart.

Queens? Where? (0 replies) started by Xapp (12.31.2000 4:27:41 PM EST) I Live in Calgary and there is no Queen's University here. Only the University of Alberta. I was born and raised in Kingston, Ontario where there IS a Queen's University. Which one is it? Blah

FUCK U FUCK HEAD (3 replies) started by hellmo51 (12.17.2000 4:50:27 PM EST) CANADA ROCKS HELLMO51

Get it right idiot (1 reply)   started by Embryo (10.16.2000 11:19:41 PM EST) QUEENS university is about 2000 miles away in another city and another province. Jeez, can't these stupid assholes get anything right. If your fat fucking pus faced mother didn't point you in the right direction to get to work you would probably sit on your ass until someone woke you the fuck up if that is possible. Take a look at this fuckhead: Department of Computing and Information Science Queen's University Kingston, Ontario Jeez, you would think with the internet even these useless dolts would check their facts before showing us how fucking dumb they are.

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