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AMROTH, Wales - Sampson the swan´s bill was severely damaged when someone attacked the bird with a bottle. Maria Evans, who runs a bird rescue center, adopted the swan and struck on an ingenious plan to save it. She asked Dentist Ed Hannaford to create a plastic bill of sorts for the swan so he would not have to eat from a tube for the remainder of his days. Hannaford spent over 100 hours building the first-ever bionic beak, fitted perfectly for Sampson. The creation was a success as eight-year-old Sampson was eating and kissing his mate just an hour after the fitting. Evans said, It is a miracle. Sampson is now fighting fit.
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tjshere
(07.31.2001 8:50:46 AM EST)
I wonder if that guy could make me a new.................aw, never mind.
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