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Santa Sacked for Being Stacked

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/08/2000
 
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LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Perhaps Marta Brown should have used a little more

padding all around when she took on the role as Santa

Claus at the Wal-Mart store in Louisville, Kentucky.

Brown was consequently fired after curious children

began noticing that Father Christmas had breasts.

The shop feared the female Santa could hit sales and

hurt its reputation. She then took the company to a

State Commission on Human Rights, seeking $67,000 in

lost wages and pain and suffering caused by

the discrimination.

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What you will do for money (0 replies)
started by diablo511
(04.09.2002 8:39:57 PM EST)

C'mon people Santa is a man...Just like hooters waiters are women...maybe I should become Ms Clause..Apply to be a hooters girl and Spill Mc Donalds Coffee on me...Geezzz...

Nick...;)

Wwat was she thinkin'? (0 replies)
started by maddog1965
(11.13.2000 7:00:13 PM EST)

What a stupid dumb ass bitch!

Stupid (0 replies)
started by lews9999
(11.13.2000 0:25:56 AM EST)

Stupid slut

FUCk THIS RULES

huh? (0 replies)
started by wickedcircusfreak
(11.08.2000 8:58:20 PM EST)

i was in walmart once and saw santa claus. i went up to him and told him what i wanted for christmas, it turned out to be a jewish, white-headed fat guy. bastard still wouldn't give me my damn presents.

What a... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(11.08.2000 5:23:25 PM EST)

HO...HO...WHORE.

I think I'm gonna puke...

I dont think they should've fired her.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(11.08.2000 2:40:45 PM EST)

It was probably the companys idea for her to play santa in the 1st place. I see no reason she would be entitled to 67k for it tho.. Maybe she should change her name to Sue.

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

I think (0 replies)
started by RedNeckedTulsan
(11.08.2000 11:42:30 AM EST)

All santas should have big boobs. That way when you get to sit on her lap and she wont give you what you want you can give her a titty twister untill she does. Works for me:)

Perhaps Wal-Mart could have been a little smarter. (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.08.2000 11:22:36 AM EST)


What were they thinking? "Yep. A girl can play santa. Kids won't notice."

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Stupid (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:27:44 AM EST)

Women's rights gone bad. Does anyone wonder why there are people that don't think we'll ever be equal?

This is pure and strange, on the stupid side. What kind of moron ... you know what.. .nevermind. The world is too full of stupid people. I'll never get a decent answer.

Shoot the whore, and the matter is closed.

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

Santa with tits? (1 reply)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.08.2000 2:09:23 AM EST)


Maybe she could be the dyke Santa for those messed-up kids with two mommies.



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What!!!!!!!.... (0 replies)  
started by latertater
(11.08.2000 0:00:15 AM EST)

$67,000 for playing Santa Clause! Shit, give me a Santa suit and I'll quit my job to work one month a year for that amount of money!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

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