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"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
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"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay."
— Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
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#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
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is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
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Q. What do you call santa's helpers?
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Savior of Lost Rodents | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/31/2000 | | |  |
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CASTRO VALLEY, California - Send me your tired, your poor, your guinea pigs. A veterinary technician in California has saved about 160 bruised, battered and abandoned guinea pigs in the past four years. The rodents, who live in cages in Sharlene Scheffer´s two-bedroom apartment, require more than 70 hours a week of care but she said it´s worth it. The guinea pigs need 250 pounds of wood shavings and at least 100 pounds of food pellets each week. Scheffer plans to move into a larger apartment to accommodate her growing number of charges but hopes that they can find foster homes. She said she will miss the animals and their quirky habits.
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yeah
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.31.2000 9:52:40 PM EST)
good for the pigs
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QUIRKY??
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labialips
(08.31.2000 9:35:53 PM EST)
EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF QUIRKY HABITS DO THE LITTLE PIGS HAVE?labia lips
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Can you baby sit my guinea pigs?
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.31.2000 9:17:05 AM EST)
I'll be going away on a trip next week to Hawaii and I was hoping you could watch my guinea pigs for me...
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hmmmmmm
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anomaly
(08.31.2000 4:45:52 AM EST)
I wonder.....if you chopped the silly bitch into little pieces and fed her to the guinea pigs, would they all become as stupid as she is???
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A snake collector......
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burlingtony
(08.31.2000 3:57:54 AM EST)
would take care of all of them for her. Still can't see keeping rodents as pets.Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
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Damn
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hawgman
(08.31.2000 1:12:59 AM EST)
Looks like someone needs to get a life!The Hawgman
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I'm First to come in Second
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XorsistXtreme
(08.31.2000 0:19:30 AM EST)
you think they call them Guinea pigs cuz they're like Pigs made of Guinea? something for you to think of while you're bored.
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