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CASTRO VALLEY, California - Send me your tired, your poor, your guinea pigs. A veterinary technician in California has saved about 160 bruised, battered and abandoned guinea pigs in the past four years. The rodents, who live in cages in Sharlene Scheffer´s two-bedroom apartment, require more than 70 hours a week of care but she said it´s worth it. The guinea pigs need 250 pounds of wood shavings and at least 100 pounds of food pellets each week. Scheffer plans to move into a larger apartment to accommodate her growing number of charges but hopes that they can find foster homes. She said she will miss the animals and their quirky habits.
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Can you baby sit my guinea pigs?
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.31.2000 9:17:05 AM EST)
I'll be going away on a trip next week to Hawaii and I was hoping you could watch my guinea pigs for me...
hmmmmmm
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anomaly
(08.31.2000 4:45:52 AM EST)
I wonder.....if you chopped the silly bitch into little pieces and fed her to the guinea pigs, would they all become as stupid as she is???
A snake collector......
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burlingtony
(08.31.2000 3:57:54 AM EST)
would take care of all of them for her. Still can't see keeping rodents as pets.
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hawgman
(08.31.2000 1:12:59 AM EST)
Looks like someone needs to get a life!
The smell must be wonderful. Maybe if you're lucky, she'll move into YOUR building!
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XorsistXtreme
(08.31.2000 0:19:30 AM EST)
you think they call them Guinea pigs cuz they're like Pigs made of Guinea? something for you to think of while you're bored.
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crazyden
(08.31.2000 0:17:59 AM EST)
MMMMM GUINEA PIG: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
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