Sex-Starved Pooch Pins Postman For Smooch
By: BizarreNews	Published: 03/21/2001
LOCH NESS, Scotland - It seems that the mythical Loch Ness Monster is not the only thing to be leery of in Scotland. Postman Phil Rose was pinned to the ground by a 196 pound sex-starved Newfoundland dog named Bruno. Rose, who is only 154 pounds himself, was attacked by the amorous pooch while making a delivery to the Lock Inn pub. Bruno´s owner, James MacLennan, witnessed the attack from an upstairs window, but said he was laughing too much to rescue him. Before Phil could get up, Bruno was on top of him, his legs wrapped round him, furiously licking his face - and a good bit more besides, laughed MacLennan. About 10 minutes later he managed to get the pooch off him and sped off in his van. I must really try and get Bruno a girlfriend, MacLennan concluded. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Man Power (0 replies) started by Jahgoose (04.12.2001 8:50:55 AM EST) This is what you call a rude awakening. But did Bruno get it all? A wise man never tells all. So live and learn.

maa chuda (1 reply) started by bhalopic (04.11.2001 9:40:03 PM EST) teri maa ko tere kutta raat bhar chode

hahahoo (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.11.2001 3:25:32 AM EST) hello i'm Jimy I like the human who like cloude 10 bye

Dobby (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.05.2001 12:32:36 PM EST) Gabby this is Jeremy read this

Dogs (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.04.2001 11:46:22 AM EST) Horny dogs need love too. If he didn't get fucked by the dog, that bloke would be out fucking sheep.

Whimp? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.04.2001 8:23:29 AM EST) Hey, thats the only sex that sick little fuck is going to get anyways. He should of gave $30 of his whore money to the dog owner!

Hey big boy, I got some mail for you (0 replies) started by willi (04.03.2001 1:28:33 AM EST) Neither rain nor sleet nor snow shall keep me from making my daily delivery. "I am your bitch, Bruno!"

FUN! (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.02.2001 10:19:54 PM EST) what are all you people talking about, I would laugh my pants off if a dog started humping my mailman, you are all boring,

What's the point (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.01.2001 3:16:51 PM EST) Boring! That's an everyday dog living in everyday America!

It's sad when.... (1 reply) started by willi (03.31.2001 0:51:17 AM EST) a Newfoundland can't find a new found lay without raping a postal worker! Looked like a bitch, smelled like a bitch, must be a bitch.

tom charlton (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.29.2001 8:11:34 AM EST) tom charlton was found is a sex orgy shocker with year 13 bitch at 1 one mr ord's crazy parties ..... and a west-highland terrier????

hey (0 replies) started by jimmy12 (03.27.2001 6:08:25 PM EST) get more uncensored!!!

hi (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.22.2001 11:01:24 PM EST) would that be cosidered as rape if an animal raped a person? (seriously)

rose is a idiot (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.21.2001 6:34:32 PM EST) I think rose liked it or he would have tryed to poke his eyes out or some thing I thats what i would have done

GREAT (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.21.2001 11:04:34 AM EST) That was great....I know a few mailman I would buy tickets to see that happen to them.

who cares? (1 reply)   started by grahamwatson1980 (03.21.2001 1:15:58 AM EST) oh no, a dog knocked someone over and started licking him. how stupid. Bored, bored, bored.

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