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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
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#227 'Tsialogy' is anything written about tea.
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so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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 Shark No Match For Woman With Stick | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/29/2000 | | |  |
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NEW PLYMOUTH, New Zealand - Folks from New Zealand take their fishing seriously. Take Bev Marshall-Smith, 56, who was fishing with her husband at a beach on the west coast of New Zealand´s North Island. When a large fish chased her lure into the shallows she picked up a piece of driftwood and charged in to claim her prize. When the truculent predator refused to expire quietly Marshall-Smith beat it into submission. It turned out to be a nearly 6-foot blue shark. I didn´t realize it was a shark. I just went and grabbed it, she said, Every time he wrestled I hit him.
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Bye bye
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.26.2001 8:50:44 PM EST)
The constant opening of new browser windows makes your otherwise entertaining site unusable. Try again.
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beat him
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mikebashampsyko
(03.27.2001 2:26:44 PM EST)
hit him harder lady did you keep the jaws from the shark my aunt sent me a set of mako's jawshey hey whats up any hot women around
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why didn't you........
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.12.2000 2:29:51 PM EST)
shoot it with a 30-06
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