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"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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"A kitchen in every pot. I mean, a pot in every -- I mean, a chicken in every..."
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#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
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house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 She Must Have Served One Hell Of A Cocktail | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/02/2000 | | |  |
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CHICAGO, IL - Was a patron of the Leg Room Bar in Chicago very kind-hearted or in a drunken stupor when he left his waitress a $10,000 tip last week? David Martyn Nicholas claims it was the latter when he left the hefty gratuity to 23-year-old Melanie Uczen. Nicholas said he felt someone had clearly taken advantage of him in his drunken state. Leg Room owner Fred Hoffman noted that Nicholas must not have been in too bad of shape because he allowed the bar manager to photocopy his passport and he signed a statement agreeing to the tip. The charge was later rejected by his credit card company. The bar owners pledged to give Uczen the money them-selves because of the publicity generated by the incident.
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Americans
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Amazing
(08.02.2000 4:52:52 PM EST)
well what do you expect, everything wild and bizzar happens in usa, so i am not surprised at all. its just like who wants to marry a millionaire. except this guy gives away a great tip and refuses to pull through.Sex is the language of the Body
Love is the language of the Soul
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not bout the joke bout goof ball in general
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TEKWIZZ
(07.12.2000 3:53:40 AM EST)
when the internet site www.goofball.com got the unsensored section you didnt have to register. Registering is only for e-mail and nothing else when you just ask for someone to register for anything they wont come to the site well atleast i wont come hear any more to visit i will only come here once every month to check out if the registering is off. This is the last message i'll ever leave until the registering is eleminated.
NOBODY GO TO HERE AGAIN UNTIL YOU DONT HAVE TO REGISTER SEE THE UNCENSORED SECTION
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US
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.07.2000 2:26:13 AM EST)
da guy must be from U.S. Daymn Yanks. Can't do anything rite
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I have heard...
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KillerB
(07.04.2000 5:25:52 AM EST)
I have heard of a similar incident, but the guy WASN'T drunk, it is amazing to me that people will throw that much money away when NOT drunk even.If you made a clone of yourslef and had sex with it, would it be sick or on the cutting edge of masturbation?
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The guy obviously didn't have it..
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SuicideKing
(07.03.2000 12:25:24 PM EST)
if the credit card company rejected it..lol. They shouldn't have given it back though, he would have learned an expensive drunken mistake.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The newest dog breed is the Bull Boxer, first bred in the United states in 1990-91.
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