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"Some communities, you say, "Hey, American dream," and they go, "What does that mean?"Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Manchester, New Hampshire Welcome," Oct. 5, 2002
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"That's the president of the United States you're talking about, pinhead."
— Vice President Al Gore
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#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
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has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
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Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A. Shoot the guys pushing it.
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Shine On Harvest Moon | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/19/2000 | | |  |
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VIENNA - A few years ago Folks, this may not be current news, but I came across this historic gem while reading in a South Carolina hotel. Back when Helmut Kohl was the German chancellor, a protester decided to show his disgust for Herr Kohl by pulling down his pants and mooning the surprised Chancellor. But the story gets more weird. The offender was arrested and his defense tried to get the Chancellor in court to make a positive identification by getting nine men in a line up, all showing Kohl their posterior. The judge ruled against the motion.
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Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
03.20.2008
Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
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Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
01.29.2008
Top 2007 Weird News
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
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