"This is a—this is a—any strike's a tough—tough situation, but this one happens to come at a—or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work is a tough situation—is to come at bad time."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President Bush Following Meeting with Congressional Leaders to Discuss Terrorism Insurance," Oct. 1, 2002
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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." — Zsa Zsa Gabor, Police Slapper
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so ugly when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!
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Q: What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A: A Poke'mon.
VIENNA - A few years ago Folks, this may not be current
news, but I came across this historic gem while reading in a South Carolina hotel. Back when Helmut Kohl was the German chancellor, a protester decided to show his disgust for Herr Kohl by pulling down his pants and mooning the surprised Chancellor. But the story gets more weird. The offender was arrested and his defense tried to get the Chancellor in court to make a positive identification by getting nine men in a line up, all showing Kohl their posterior. The judge ruled against the motion.
You must be mistaken Herr. You probably just saw a big pair of lips, with a cigar hanging out.
Work, the curse of the drinking class. -O. Wilde
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