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"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
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 Sidewalk Delivery | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/11/2000 | | |  |
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LOUISVILLE - A Kentucky inmate witnessed a woman giving birth on the sidewalk outside of his cell not realizing that the woman was his wife. Raylette Carr told reporters that her husband was casually describing the event to her when she interrupted by telling him that she was the woman on the sidewalk giving birth. I told him: ´That was your baby.´ Carr was on her way to a fireworks show when she went into labor with her seventh child. Paramedics arrived too late, but mother and baby are fine.
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I live in KY
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DeaddyBear
(05.11.2001 11:41:19 PM EST)
I live in kentucky. I am not a hick. I just wanted to say that I believe that it is TOO much of a coincidence for me!JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID
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