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"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers."
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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It took 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
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 Skydiver Dies in Freak Surfboarding Accident | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/23/2000 | | |  |
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ENGLAND - As if skydiving was not dangerous enough, try being strapped to a surfboard! Nigel Thomas learned the hard way when the experienced skydiver plunged 15,000 feet to his death Friday after his emergency parachute became tangled with a surfboard to which he was strapped. Thomas, 36 was demonstrat-ing the dangerous sport of sky surfing to dozens of spectators when he was sent twisting through the air before hitting the ground at over 60 mph. Thomas was a member of the Headcorn Parachute Club in England and was described by friends as a very proficient jumper, having completed more than 200 jumps. The club´s chief instructor, Peter Sizer, who was on the plane with Thomas, said, We try to make the sport as safe as possible but unfortunately tragic accidents do happen.
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...but, then, what else can you say about someone who would jump out of a perfectly good airplane, anyway? 
If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!
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Mary Tyler Moore was banished from the Ed Sullivan Show after her first appearance. Her crime was insisting on lip-syncing a song she was to perform; a Sullivan taboo. Source: "American Heritage" magazine
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