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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
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"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, Idon't know and I don't care.'"
— Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player
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#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
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is so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
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Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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 Skydiver Dies in Freak Surfboarding Accident | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/23/2000 | | |  |
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ENGLAND - As if skydiving was not dangerous enough, try being strapped to a surfboard! Nigel Thomas learned the hard way when the experienced skydiver plunged 15,000 feet to his death Friday after his emergency parachute became tangled with a surfboard to which he was strapped. Thomas, 36 was demonstrat-ing the dangerous sport of sky surfing to dozens of spectators when he was sent twisting through the air before hitting the ground at over 60 mph. Thomas was a member of the Headcorn Parachute Club in England and was described by friends as a very proficient jumper, having completed more than 200 jumps. The club´s chief instructor, Peter Sizer, who was on the plane with Thomas, said, We try to make the sport as safe as possible but unfortunately tragic accidents do happen.
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What an idiot, man he was practically begging God to take him 
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