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Stalin World to Replace Disneyland?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/18/2000
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BERLIN - Move over Mickey, a new theme park will make it´s debut in September in Europe. Former champion wrestler, Viliumas Malinauskas, is opening Stalin´s World as a dedi-cation to the prison camps of the former Soviet Union where an estimated 30 million opponents of Josef Stalin were work-ed, starved and often tortured to death. Some 28 members of parliament have signed a petition trying to stop the opening of Stalin´s World, saying it´s in the worst possible taste and more than a little offensive. Malinauskas responded by saying that no wholly liberals will crush his dream of opening the world´s first gulag theme park. Malinauskas reckons visitors will thrill to guard towers manned by actors, gasp at log roads like those that Stalin´s slaves constructed, and swoon at the huts where workers slept between backbreaking shifts.

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Stup-id (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 11:31:15 PM EST)

How fuck-ing retard-ed. Numb-er one, made up. Numb-er two, can'-t spelll worth Mick-ey's dick.


cool (0 replies)
started by knhlfdslknjdhlfdsdf
(08.18.2000 9:27:11 PM EST)

when does hitler land come? of hirohito londa?

Immortality is definitely not for me. Can you imagine having to wake up every night just to piss for the next thousand years?"

Jesus, help us... (0 replies)
started by jamis100
(08.18.2000 7:19:46 PM EST)

....if this actullay happens. I cannot belive the shit some people want to actullay happen, and I can't belive how disgusting people were, and have been in the past. Makes me sick.....

Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick!

spell check (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 6:42:08 PM EST)

Geez, don't you guys proof read or edit stories before putting them out?
And don't say these just slipped by either.

Huh (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 1:42:07 PM EST)

May as well open a 'Hitler' world, where we can show all the atrocities committed during WWII.

I can see the attractions now..."Hey, step right up and see if you fit into one of these ovens!"

Oooh! Oooh! Daddy! Daddy! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.18.2000 10:29:04 AM EST)

Can I ride the "Oppressed Scourge" ride? Can I? Huh?

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Wait a minute, kid... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.18.2000 1:10:01 AM EST)

You have to be THIS big to ride on the torture rack.

I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.

bitches rule (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 0:32:22 AM EST)

you suck!!!!!!! is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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