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larosa420
(12.05.2000 12:24:04 PM EST)
he is a disgrace to all thieves in the world. just goes to show you how fucking dumb people really are!
i have a pic for you too see. i live to party
i agree
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.04.2000 10:17:44 PM EST)
i agree popups
right?
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started by
devilcow
(12.03.2000 8:18:25 PM EST)
what the fuck is his problem?
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POPUPS
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started by
kylelambert
(12.03.2000 7:49:00 PM EST)
Im on a mission. no more popups, save that shit for the porn sites. Unless GOOFBALL wants to put them selves in the same catagiory.
POPUPS
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kylelambert
(12.03.2000 7:38:25 PM EST)
Ive breen coming to this site for several years. Now they have annoying ass popups. This degrades this site. Why? Do they want to run this site in to the ground. I guess so!
yeah, but...
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.03.2000 1:11:55 PM EST)
Did the dumb thief ever get caught? If he doesn't have any mug shots on file in any police department, it's unlikely he got caught. Yes, he's stupid for taking a picture of himself while he's in the stolen car, but he still might be out there doing stupid things.
shes stupid
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.03.2000 12:11:11 PM EST)
i would have noticed that and had a man put away for a while.
shes stupid
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.03.2000 12:03:43 PM EST)
i would have noticed that and had a man put away for a while.
oh yeah
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started by
pectacle
(12.03.2000 0:07:30 AM EST)
1st first wooooooooo
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