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    Stupid Thief Takes Timeout for a Kodak Moment

    By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/03/2000
     
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    NEW YORK - A car thief was all smiles while he took pictures of

    himself stealing a car, until he forgot to take the

    camera. While driving the car on the Belt Parkway in

    Queens, the young crook reportedly picked up a camera

    that was inside the car and took two photos while he

    was at the wheel. The stolen car was found in Nassau

    County a month later, with the camera still inside.

    The victim didn´t notice the two exposures and brought

    the film in for development a few months later. She

    thought she had the wrong film when the unfamiliar

    face appeared in her photos.

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    Huh (0 replies)
    started by FunnyMan134334
    (02.25.2001 10:05:03 PM EST)

    That was an ok joke but it wasn't that funny

    nail that dick to the wall (0 replies)
    started by jamesangel
    (12.09.2000 9:03:39 AM EST)

    i think they need to nail his ass to the wall...

    james angel

    stupid dick (0 replies)
    started by larosa420
    (12.05.2000 12:24:04 PM EST)

    he is a disgrace to all thieves in the world. just goes to show you how fucking dumb people really are!

    i have a pic for you too see. i live to party

    i agree (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.04.2000 10:17:44 PM EST)

    i agree popups

    submission by proxy (0 replies)
    started by epiwsedis
    (12.04.2000 1:11:17 AM EST)

    Let's see, who don't I like.

    right? (0 replies)
    started by devilcow
    (12.03.2000 8:18:25 PM EST)

    what the fuck is his problem?

    THE COW OF THE DEVIL RULES OVER ALLL MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    POPUPS (1 reply)
    started by kylelambert
    (12.03.2000 7:49:00 PM EST)

    Im on a mission. no more popups, save that shit for the porn sites. Unless GOOFBALL wants to put them selves in the same catagiory.

    POPUPS (0 replies)
    started by kylelambert
    (12.03.2000 7:38:25 PM EST)

    Ive breen coming to this site for several years. Now they have annoying ass popups. This degrades this site. Why? Do they want to run this site in to the ground. I guess so!

    yeah, but... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.03.2000 1:11:55 PM EST)

    Did the dumb thief ever get caught? If he doesn't have any mug shots on file in any police department, it's unlikely he got caught. Yes, he's stupid for taking a picture of himself while he's in the stolen car, but he still might be out there doing stupid things.

    shes stupid (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.03.2000 12:11:11 PM EST)

    i would have noticed that and had a man put away for a while.

    shes stupid (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.03.2000 12:03:43 PM EST)

    i would have noticed that and had a man put away for a while.

    WELL IF HE IS (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (12.03.2000 0:08:31 AM EST)

    THAT STUPID

    oh yeah (0 replies)  
    started by pectacle
    (12.03.2000 0:07:30 AM EST)

    1st first wooooooooo

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