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Stupid Thief Takes Timeout for a Kodak Moment

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/03/2000
 
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NEW YORK - A car thief was all smiles while he took pictures of

himself stealing a car, until he forgot to take the

camera. While driving the car on the Belt Parkway in

Queens, the young crook reportedly picked up a camera

that was inside the car and took two photos while he

was at the wheel. The stolen car was found in Nassau

County a month later, with the camera still inside.

The victim didn´t notice the two exposures and brought

the film in for development a few months later. She

thought she had the wrong film when the unfamiliar

face appeared in her photos.

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Title: shes stupid
By: Anonymous Goofball
Date: 12.03.2000 12:11 PM EST

i would have noticed that and had a man put away for a while.

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i would have noticed that and had a man put away for a while.


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