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STOCTON-ON-TEES, England - A burglar with a sweet tooth may receive his just desserts after he took a bite out of a chocolate penis in his victim´s home. The woman homeowner reportedly bought the naughty novelty at an Ann Summers sex shop. Forensics experts in Stockton-on-Tees are in the process of examining the teeth imprints and saliva traces left on the cream-filled creation.
just dessert
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 3:20:08 PM EST)
what a dumb dick!
burglar
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started by
maryjoearl
(03.02.2001 8:47:38 PM EST)
Hi
Dave how to your like this burglary
Mom
burglar
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started by
maryjoearl
(03.02.2001 8:32:47 PM EST)
Dave, How about this burglar.
Mom
burglar
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started by
maryjoearl
(03.02.2001 8:26:44 PM EST)
Dave, how about this burglar.
Mom
Awww man!
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started by
SpongeMonkey
(03.02.2001 3:57:06 PM EST)
I feel so sorry for that guy when they find out who it is!!
Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....
Damn...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 10:11:55 PM EST)
I hope that a fag never robs my house
Hah
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started by
barryb
(03.01.2001 1:39:34 PM EST)
I wonder what the cream filling is made of...
bb
Mmmmmm...Chocolate
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 11:26:57 AM EST)
Mmmmmmm...Chocolate.
Ptooey! Yuk!! Oh gross! That was a penis I was eating? Bleh.
yo
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 10:44:34 AM EST)
i like this
Was the victim......
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started by
alphagore
(03.01.2001 9:15:12 AM EST)
Ms.PK.? I know she likes creamed filled treats.
Choco Penis
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Telock
(03.01.2001 0:54:17 AM EST)
Wow Thats the first Vesectomy on a chocolate penis i heard of
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